Monday 26 August 2013

Ashes review

Just to put myself up for scrutiny, I have used my earlier predictions just to see how accurate they were. So strap yourself in for the comprehensive series review with all the averages and comparisons with what I said before the Ashes started and what I thought afterwards. We begin with my three reasons why...

3 reasons England will win

1. A top three who should score runs
 - umm oops

2. Graeme Swann - 26 wickets

3. An excellent home record in Tests - continued once more

3 reasons Australia might cause an upset

1. Michael Clarke
 - 381 runs at an average of 47.62. Good but not enough

2. Michael Clarke (just kidding)

3. A good pace attack - Australia showed why they have one of the world's best pace attacks

4. History - Unlike the 1989 tourists, Australia proved unable to take their chances

Player by player guide:

Here is how the rankings system works:

0 – Kesteven

1 – Horrendous

2 – Shocker

3 – Why always me?

4 – Liability

5 – Distinctly average

6 – Pretty, pretty, pretty… pretty good

7 – Gary Neville orgasm

8 – Shares in Kleenex have doubled

9 – Needs boning right now

10 – Babies were born on the back of his performances

In Italics is what I wrote before the series and after is my assessment and a rating.

England:


Alastair Cook: A talisman in big oversees wins but finds it harder against the moving ball at home. Fair to say he has good memories of playing Australia

Played 5 - 277 runs, average 27.7, top score 62

Three fifties which if even one had been converted to a hundred would have salvaged his series with the bat. As stated before, he finds it harder batting at home than abroad so should do better in the return series. Came under criticism for his field settings which in many ways is fair, but like predecessor Andrew Strauss his great strength is his leadership skills. Rating: 5

Joe Root: Has done everything asked of him so far in his career and now has a Test hundred to his name, but will have to make another step up to prove he should have been picked over Nick Compton. His off-spin could prove useful if pitches turn

Played 5 - 339 runs, average 37.66, top score 180. 3 wickets, average 11.33, best return 2/9

If an edge at Lord's had been taken then Root's series would have looked massively different, but he showed his class thereafter. Looked better when transferring his weight forward at The Oval and will most probably do well on the bouncier Australian pitches. As predicted his off-spin proved useful, with Root now seen as something of a golden arm and good enough to be a second spinner in helpful conditions. Rating: 7

Jonathan Trott: England's Mr Reliable would normally be a definite 9, but his standards have dipped slightly. His average since 2012 is 42.45, not because his form has dropped but because he has not been converting starts into hundreds like he used to. In this period he hit nine 50s and two hundreds but that also includes a number of other starts which he failed to convert. Like Cook he often struggles against left-hand seamers which might explain why he did not score big against New Zealand

Played 5 - 293 runs, average 29.3, top score 59. 1 wicket, average 28, best return 1/12

Continued the theme where he would get in then get out which is proving worrying. Many of his dismissals were tame such as caught down the leg-side or out flicking off his hip. Rating: 5.5

Kevin Pietersen: Like Cook and Trott he has scored big runs against Australia and looks in excellent touch once again. Assuming he is fully fit, expect probably one match winning innings, if not a consistent number

Played 5 - 388 runs, average 38.8, top score 113

As expected there was one excellent knock which - alongside the weather - prevented England from losing at Manchester although unlike some of his other stunning innings it did not lead to a win. Some poor dismissals as expected but batted responsibly at Trent Bridge in England's third innings and if not for bad light he would have played a hand in a win on the final day at The Oval. Another player who would not have enjoyed the pitches. Rating: 7

Ian Bell: It may have gone under the radar but Bell should feel his place in the side is under threat. From the start of 2012 he averages 32.07 with one hundred and once more he is getting out cheaply, a problem which he looked to have sorted out. A couple of quiet Tests and even his excellent fielding at short leg might not be enough to keep him in the side

Played 5 - 562 runs, average 62.44, top score 113

In a series which did not see run scoring at a premium, Bell shone throughout with important innings coming in every Test. His 562 runs is the joint third highest by an Englishman in a home Ashes series, putting him alongside Denis Compton and behind just David Gower and Graham Gooch.

Ironically, Bell was the player in the top five who was the least secure of his place in the team before the series but he threw away all doubts about his temperament which he admitted had held him back in the past. Without getting too carried away, Bell was the reason England won the series. Rating: 9.5

Jonny Bairstow: A lack of cricket both this winter and since the New Zealand Tests have hampered his progress but he is a good counter-attacking player and has shown already he has the bottle for the big stage

Played 4 - 203 runs, average 29:00, top score 67

A disappointing series which saw the Yorkshireman lose his place in the team for the last Test. A top score of 67 only came in an innings where he had earlier been caught off a no-ball and his overall strike-rate of 40.11 was too low for someone who is meant to give the innings an impetus. His wicket-keeping will take him Down Under but he must work on a technical fault if he is to have a bigger impact. Rating: 5

Matt Prior: After the winter his rating would have been even higher but an uncharacteristically poor summer so far, with few runs and unusual errors behind the stumps, have seen him slip from his normally incredible standards

Played 5 - 133 runs, average 19, top score 47, catches 18

Probably the worst series he has had since being recalled to the England set-up follows a series against New Zealand where you would have said exactly the same. The reigning England Player of the Year was due a poor series but he will bounce back quickly after a difficult summer which has regardless seen him come out with five wins and no losses in Tests. Rating: 4

Stuart Broad: Like Pietersen a man who will normally win you a match but might not deliver Test after Test. Showed his best form two years ago against India when he was all over their batsmen and England fans will hope for a repeat

Played 5 - 179 runs, average 25.57, top score 65. 22 wickets, average 27.45, best return 6/50

Broad's overall figures were boosted by some cheap wickets as Australia hit out at The Oval but they were a reward for some continually excellent bowling which did not always reap the rewards it deserved. The one match defining spell came at Durham which must go down alongside Anderson's at Trent Bridge for the best of the series. Having the wool over Clarke proved invaluable.

As for his batting, it proved useful and there are no complaints for not walking when many of the Australians didn't. Rating: 8.5

Graeme Swann: Quite simply, in my opinion, the one player England cannot afford to lose. A match winner with the ball, useful with the bat and an excellent slip catcher, England look extremely vulnerable when the off-spinner is not there

Played 5 - 126 runs, average 25.2, top score 34. 26 wickets, average 29.03, best return 5/44

With dry pitches supposedly for his benefit, Swann did his job well with another excellent all-round series. Maybe he didn't quite have the same dramatic effect as Broad and Anderson but he was consistent throughout and enjoyed Australia's left-handers. Rating: 8.5

James Anderson: Alongside Swann as the player England need most. Possibly the most skilled bowler in world cricket (if not the best) he will fancy his chances against the Australian openers before Swann starts wheeling away

Played 5 - 36 runs, average 7.2, top score 16. 22 wickets, average 29.59, best return 5/73

A masterclass at Trent Bridge (it is hard to do justice to that performance on that pitch) set lofty standards which were never matched but some wickets at The Oval were a happy ending after struggles at Old Trafford and Durham where he would have expected to do well. Rating: 8

Steven Finn: A worrying loss of form means Finn can not be relied upon here, but his pace and knack of picking up wickets will probably give him the edge over Tim Bresnan. Will need a quick start, though, with the more versatile Yorkshireman back to full fitness and form

Played 1 - 2 runs, average 2, top score 2*. 2 wickets, average 58.5, best return 2/80

With Broad off the field, Finn steamed in late on day one at Trent Bridge and knocked over Watson and Cowan in successive deliveries. After that, though, it all went wrong. As expected, the Middlesex paceman got the nod over Bresnan but his stuttering run-up continued to cause him problems and he suffered at the hands of Haddin on the final day. Fortunate that a difficult dropped catch did not cost his side, Finn can at least be reassured that he is still highly regarded and can get his place in the side back. Rating: 4

The rest: The Finn/Bresnan/Onions debate: Finn has the pace, the height and the knack of picking up wickets. Bresnan is accurate, can reverse the ball and bat. Onions is an excellent stump-to-stump bowler and is effective against left-handers. If the pitch is dry and rough I'd lean towards Bresnan and if it's green then Onions. Finn's form is a concern but he would still be a decent choice if selected.

Bresnan: Played 3 - 103 runs, average 25.75, top score 45. 10 wickets, average 29.6, best return 2/25

Considering he took no more than two wickets in an innings it seems bizarre to say Bresnan was an important player but he always seems to have an effect on the result. Back to his best after injury problems, his loss to a stress fracture in the back caused selection difficulties at The Oval, highlighting just how important his all-round package as a cricketer is. Rating: 8

Chris Woakes: Played 1 - 42 runs, average 42, top score 25. 1 wicket, average 96, best return 1/96

Put in as a batting all-rounder, there were glimpses of his talent but he bowled too many bad balls and was out flashing hard outside his off-stump. Runs in the second innings during a run chase show why for now he is a better bet as an ODI player. Rating: 5

Simon Kerrigan: Played 1 - 1 run, average n/a, top score 1*. 0 wickets

Had a good domestic season in division two but was torn apart by Watson. Will almost certainly be back though as he is seen as the most likely successor to Swann. I'm not going to be too harsh and give him a rating.

Australia:

Shane Watson: A Test batting average of 35.34 is misleading. Watson finds it difficult to hit hundreds, with his last coming at Mohali in October 2010, 20 Tests ago. But few players survive the new ball as well as him, and considering the fragility of the Aussie batting line-up (and the importance to protect Michael Clarke) putting Watson back to the top of the order is a shrewd move. If Lehmann can coax the best from him with bat and ball, Watson could be on of the stars of the series. Early indications are good if his runs against Somerset and Worcestershire are to go by

Played 5 - runs 418, average 41.8, top score 176. 2 wickets, average 89.5, best return 1/21

A series which seemed to have it all for Watson with: ridicule over his reviews and propensity to be out lbw, talk over his relationship with Clarke, movement up and down the order, and finally redemption at the end. After all the laughter, Watson ended the series with the most runs by an Australian and now secure in the number three spot for the time being.

As for his bowling, it did not prove penetrative but sending down 38 maidens from 85.3 overs was a real boost for his captain. Rating: 7.5 

Chris Rogers: Cricket Australia haven't got much right recently, but picking the Middlesex opener is an exception. A first-class average of 50, a domestic average of 65.83 this season, and plenty of experience opening in England, Rogers is the perfect choice alongside Watson. Taking that record to the international stage, though, will not be easy

Played 5 - 367 runs, average 40.77, top score 110

A Swann full-toss aside, this was a good series for the 35 (nearly 36) year-old. A maiden Test hundred at Durham was the highlight after coming close at Old Trafford and it can be said that he is one of the few Australian batsmen that has enhanced his reputation. Should do well in the return series where pitches will not suit Swann as much. Rating: 7

Ed Cowan: A dogged batsman who sells his wicket dearly, Cowan was well liked by previous coach Mickey Arthur but is not a scorer of big runs. Has scored for Nottinghamshire this summer, but showed his failings with four fifties and no hundreds. Will probably keep his place in the team even if it's in a different position to one he is used to

Played 1 - 14 runs, average 7, top score 14

A golden duck and 14, both times out flashing loosely outside off-stump at times when England needed a wicket. Maybe it was harsh that he was dropped, but clearly he is not a cricketer who Darren Lehmann fancies and he will have to score well in the Sheffield Shield to get his place back. Might have been an inglorious end to his Test career. Rating: 3

Phil Hughes: The biggest enigma of Australian cricket, Hughes has a suspect technique which saw him dropped last time he was here. In five Tests against England he has scored just 154 runs with a top score of 36. In India he at one staged faced 39 consecutive balls against spin, scoring no runs and being dismissed four times.

Hughes has pedigree though, with back-to-back hundreds in South Africa and runs against Sri Lanka in the Australian summer. England bowlers will be glad to see him, though

Played 2 - 83 runs, average 27.66, top score 81*

A really good showing in his first knock made it seem like things could be different for Hughes, but three innings and two runs later he was once more dropped after the Lord's Test as he had been in 2009. Interesting to see where he goes from now on with that number six spot in the order still up for grabs. Rating: 5

Michael Clarke: His batting has already been mentioned but his captaincy is also very good. He won in the West Indies declaring behind in the first innings and in India he declared his side's first innings at 237-9 just to get a few overs at the Indian openers on the first evening. Like Brendon McCullum, Clarke will attack England at all opportunities

Played 5 - 381 runs, average 47.62, top score 187

A big knock at Old Trafford which came with his side under pressure and 2-0 down in the series, but even then he did not look comfortable with plenty of loose strokes. Roughed up by Broad, it is clear Clarke is not as comfortable as he has been in racking up big scores since the start of 2012 but he again looked classy against spin, despite his aberration to Root.

As for his captaincy, he is one of the best on the field I have ever seen with England's top order suffocated through imaginative field placings and his willingness to attack at all costs and really go for a win is a great credit to him. Rating 7.5

Steven Smith: A late addition to the side after Warner's suspension and Clarke's back problems, Smith is only meant to be with the tourists until the second Test but could gatecrash the side. Scored 133 for Australia A against Ireland and 161 from four innings in India. Runs against Worcestershire will only have helped his cause. Is seen as a batsman but bowls handy leg-spin

Played 5 - 345 runs, average 38.33, top score 138*. 4 wickets, average 26.5, best return 3/18

Big runs in the final Test saved his series like with Watson but there was not enough when it counted, bar his three wickets at Lord's. As suggested, despite being a late replacement in the squad he started the series and his leg-spin did prove handy, but it was those runs which have cemented his place in the side. Can clearly play but looks susceptible against the moving ball. Rating: 6.5

Brad Haddin: Lost his place as wicket-keeper to Matthew Wade through no fault of his own but is the sort of character Lehmann will want in the side and has scored runs against England in the past. The vice-captain bats in a similar counter-attacking vein to Matt Prior but is not as secure with the gloves on

Played 5 - 206 runs, average 22.88, top score 71, catches 29

Out-performed his opposite number with bat and gloves, securing a record 29 catches in a series. Not prolific but scores tough runs as seen at Trent Bridge. A bit more consistency with the bat is all that could have been asked of him. Rating: 7

Peter Siddle: Often underrated by those outside Australia, Siddle will steam in all day, give the batsmen no respite and can take wickets with the new and old ball. Siddle proved himself as the leader of the attack when he bowled himself to exhaustion in Adelaide where he tried to take the final South African wickets, and he did well in the last two Tests in India.

Siddle's Test average of 28.84 is pretty good and in his two series against England he has averaged 30.8 and  34.56. Also useful with the bat (he top scored with half centuries in both innings of the final Test in India), Siddle will almost certainly keep his place despite a slow start to the tour

Played 5 - 84 runs, average 10.5, top score 23. 17 wickets, average 31.58, best return 5/50

Similar bowling average as in his two other Ashes series, Siddle backed up his opening burst in the first day of the 2010/11 series with another salvo here, but he faded a bit towards the end. Can be proud of his efforts considering he rarely got to use the new ball. Rating: 7.5

Mitchell Starc: A potential superstar. Similar to Mitchell Johnson in name, bowling action and the way he plays the game, Starc seems to be the better bet to be a mainstay of the Australian side. After one successful Test against India and the West Indies, Starc really announced himself in another of his one-Test series, this time against the number one ranked side in the world at Perth. Clean bowling Alviro Peterson and Jacques Kallis in successive overs with inswinging deliveries, Starc could repeat Johnson's performance against England at Perth from the last Ashes series if the ball swings. Likewise, he can prove expensive if conditions are not in his favour.

Starc is also probably the most talented tail-end batsman from either side. He averages over 32 with the bat from his nine Tests, including 68* from 64 balls against South Africa and an incredible 99 in the dust bowls of India

Played 3 - 104 runs, average 26, top score 66*. 11 wickets, average 32.45, best return 3/76

I predicted big things for Starc who didn't quite perform as well as expected. Still, it wasn't a bad series and he can be considered slightly unlucky to have been dropped twice after doing nothing wrong. Despite being seen as expensive, his economy was 2.97 for the series which is pretty good.

With the bat there was only one show of his explosive talent with 66* off 71 balls but as an all-rounder he has room to develop. Rating: 7

James Pattinson: Like Starc, Pattinson is 23 and is another who can become a world star. His bowling average from 10 Tests is 23.37 and he impressed with his pace against India. Like Starc (and indeed Siddle) he can bowl 90+ mph and has an excellent yorker. Again, as with Starc, he has suffered from injuries but has been back to full health and could be a big threat with ball in hand. Like his fellow bowlers he is also more than handy with the willow

Played 2 - 72 runs, average 36, top score 35. 7 wickets, average 43.85, best return 3/69

Only managed two Tests before going home injured once again but failed to show why he is so highly rated. A man capable of searing speed whilst moving the ball into the right-hander, he did not take enough wickets. With the bat, though, he looked accomplished with runs in both Tests. If he can stay fit he is still one for the future. Rating: 5.5

Nathan Lyon: Sorry to say but Lyon is the weak link of the Australian side. He is not a bad bowler, as his average of 33.18 shows, but it is clear that his own team do not rate him. Dropped after one Test in the spinners' paradise of India, the attempt to fast-tract Fawad Ahmed's citizenship after 15 first-class matches is revealing. Possessing a doosra he calls "Jeff", it would be no surprise if Lyon was jettisoned at some point

Played 3 - 12 runs, average 6, top score 8. 9 wickets, average 33.66, best return 4/42

I said he may get dropped but I at least thought he would start the series. For some reason Lyon is still trying to justify himself as Australia's best spin bowler but he again showed why they should keep faith with him. After bowling well at Old Trafford without luck and with Pietersen in the mood, he bizarrely got his rewards on the first day at Durham. Surely now he must be played in every match. Rating: 7

Ashton Agar: 19-year-old left-arm spinner who has hit three 50s from his nine first-class matches. Did well with Australia A and is a definite contender for Lyon's place

Played 2 - 130 runs, average 32.5, top score 98. 2 wickets, average 124, best return 2/82

Agar's debut was the story of the Ashes and his knock of 98 - just two runs away from becoming the first number 11 in Test history to hit a hundred - was astonishing. However, he did not threaten enough with the ball although he missed out on one wicket after Broad was given not out at Trent Bridge following his massive edge. Rating: 6

Jackson Bird: A control bowler with an excellent first-class record and 11 wickets from his two Tests against Sri Lanka at 16.18 runs apiece, he is another exciting seamer who could come in and took wickets against Worcestershire

Played 1 - 1 run, average n/a, top score 1. 2 wickets, average 62.5, best return 2/58

Did not do enough in his one Test to justify re-selection and ended up returning home with a back injury. Another seamer who is highly rated and will surely come again. Rating: 5

James Faulkner: A highly-rated all rounder (especially by Shane Warne) who bowls left arm over and is more than handy with the bat as he showed in the Champions Trophy. Will probably be a mainstay in the Australian team in all three formats in the future

Played 1 - 45 runs, average 22.25, top score 23. 6 wickets, average 16.33, best return 6/98

Looked fairly innocuous with bat and ball on a dead Oval pitch but ended up with six wickets. When Watson stops bowling Faulkner could come in as a batting all-rounder. Rating: 7.5

Ryan Harris: Another top seamer who can hold a bat, 33-year-old Harris averages 23.63 from 12 Tests and has troubled England in the past but is injury prone

Played 4 - 99 runs, average 19.8, top score 33. 24 wickets, average 19.58, best return 7/117

Supposedly injured for the first Test, Harris then countered expectations by playing the final four with Old Trafford and Durham being back-to-back. Unlike some of the younger players, Harris continually delivered excellent performers and for consistency was probably the best bowler of the series. Rating: 9

Usman Khawaja: A Test average of 29.22 from six Tests is not much, but he is highly rated and a 73 against Somerset will have done him no harm. Number six is the position which looks hardest to call with David Warner and Steve Smith around, so if given the chance Khawaja needs to start well

Played 3 - 114 runs, average 19, top score 54

Brought in for Cowan, a decent half-century at Lord's was as good as it got with Swann enjoying bowling to him. Like Hughes he does not look to have a good enough technique but Sheffield Shield runs might get him back in at number six. Rating: 4

Matthew Wade: A wicket-keeper whose Test average of 34.61 is only slight worse than Haddin's, Wade might find himself displaced because Haddin is seen as the better option with bat and gloves

The only tourist not to get a game!

David Warner: Almost certain not to start after being banned from the warm-up matches for punching Root, Warner could find himself in the middle order where he is less exposed to the new ball. A free scoring batsman with a respectable Test average of 39.46, his lack of form is a concern but a clean slate under Lehmann could be in his favour

Played 3 - 138 runs, average 23, top score 71

After being sent to South Africa where he made 193 for Australia A, Warner was brought back in with his side 2-0 down but he ended up flattering to deceive. A promising 71 at Durham looked to be winning the Test for his team but his dismissal to a good Bresnan delivery caused a collapse. Despite a poor series average he is likely to continue at the top of the order even with a habit of being caught flashing outside his off stump. Rating: 5

Overall prediction

Conditions and the toss at Trent Bridge will have a massive effect. If it's bowler-friendly and Australia win the toss the whole series can change. Otherwise, it's hard to see past an England win. I'm going 2-1 but I expect it to be tight throughout the series

Despite losing the toss Australia had favourable conditions to work with which they made the most of. However, failing to win that opening Test made it a monumental task to win the series. Unlike some others who made predictions, I did see a close series which in some ways it was with both sides having chances to win in four of the five Tests. As it was, England managed to sneak over the line in two of them.

Top run scorer prediction:

England - Trott, Australia - Clarke

Actual result: Bell, Watson

Top wicket taker prediction:

England - Anderson, Australia - Starc

Actual result: Swann, Harris

Final word...

1. Six of England's top seven may have struggled to make runs, but a reminder of their averages in 2010/11 suggests they will do better Down Under: Cook - 127.66, Trott - 89.00, Pietersen - 60, Bell - 65.8, Prior - 50.4

2. Australia, barring another crisis of their manufacturing, will start next series in much better shape than this one with four of their top five likely to start in Brisbane having hit a century in these five Tests. They know they can score runs and take wickets against England now and any fear factor will be gone. England will have to raise their game

3. In 2009, Australia had six of the top seven run scorers and the top three wicket takers. Here, they had four of the top six run scorers and bowling wise the averages are similar. What is clear, though, is that England have a winning habit. This, more so than the players, are what separates the sides

4. The ICC should make a grovelling apology. It was dark, the floodlights were on, the crowd was generating a great atmosphere and England were romping home. It was a fantastic occasion and a stunning ending to the biggest series in Test cricket which those present and watching at home would never forget. Instead, the mood was somewhat ruined by provisions that meant the players had to go off. And we wonder why Test cricket is sidelined for the limited overs versions

5. The pitches were crap. Before the series I believed we should make the pitches dry as it would give us an advantage but these five Tests have made me change my mind. From now on I hope to see quintessential English pitches which means swing at certain grounds, pace and bounce at others but also something there for the spinners

6. Stuart Broad doesn't walk and there is a massive outcry. Brad Haddin doesn't walk and I hear almost nothing. I don't want to hear any more criticism of Broad for standing his ground

Summer of Sport: August 19-25

Monday

The two poorest transfer bids of the summer are made on the same day, with Manchester United supposedly offering £28m for Leighton Baines and Marouane Fellaini whilst Arsenal showed they mean business by offering a total just in double figures for Yohan Kebab. Arsenal seem to be the most incompetent team at trying to conduct transfers since the days of the Transfers Acquisition Panel at Forest.

The best thing about Monday is undoubtedly Monday Night Football. If Gary Neville on his own was great, adding Jamie Carragher has made it even better. Understanding Carragher isn't that hard despite his really thick scouse accent and already he was enjoying some good banter with Neville where the Mancunian joked about him being a burglar. Even better, the pair then teamed up to rip into Arsenal.

After that it was the Carragher show with Jamie really kicking off, his voice getting higher and higher as his anger rose at the state of defending on show from Newcastle. Even Joey Barton took the piss, tweeting: 'Can someone take the helium of Carragher for the after match stuff. Dogs all over England standing to attention every time he speaks...'

The match itself was about as enjoyable for Newcastle fans as a Kevin Pietersen press conference is for the written press. It could have been 6-0 very easily and Steven Taylor got himself sent off for nothing. As Carragher noted, if you're going to get sent off at least do it putting a tackle in.

Tuesday

It is a sad day knowing that the final Test of the summer will soon be here and then gone, leaving behind a raft of fairly meaningless limited overs matches. Credit to Australia for announcing their squad a day early, not that it would worry England who they put in their batting line-up. Mitchell Starc makes his third appearance (with none in consecutive matches) and James Faulkner comes in, a Shane Warne favourite alongside his hero Nathan Coulter-Nile.

There was some cricket on show today: The England Lions spanked Bangladesh A by 202 runs thanks to another century for Gary Ballance and 143* from 68 balls for Luke Wright who then took two wickets from his one over. Remarkably, Michael Carberry achieved the same feat with the ball. This being a man with 16 first-class wickets in his entire career. Funnily enough he will be on a hat-trick next time he bowls, whenever that may be.

On TV there was a cracker between Lancashire and Hampshire at Old Trafford which the home side won by five runs. And at the same time the first-leg of the final round of Champions League qualifiers was underway.

Now I offer no sympathy for going on about Real Sociedad (SocieLAD). Last season, La Real lost six times in their first 10 matches then only twice more after November 4. This included a 4-3 loss and 3-3 draw with Real Madrid and a 3-2 win over Barcelona as well as nine goals over two games against Valencia. So far their sexy football has continued. They scored two lovely dinked goals against Getafe at the weekend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbx4EEk2alw) and followed that up with two spectacular strikes at Lyon to all but seal their place in the group stage. As Andy Gray would say, 'Take a bow son.'

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Quick mention of Wigan 2-2 Doncaster. Leon Barnett scored a late equaliser for the Latics and ripped his shirt in celebration before casually jogging straight over to the dugout to get a new one. Also, good banter from Paul Dickov mocking former team-mate Grant Holt's size after an altercation on the dug-out.

Wednesday

A nice lively start to the day with comments coming from Aussie coach Darren Lehmann calling Stuart Broad a cheat and telling Australian supporters to send him home crying this winter. In mitigation, Boof is a man who likes a drink or two.

On the pitch things heated up with Jimmy Anderson sledging Shane Watson. Now, if an umpires call LBW decision had gone his way then it would have looked ok, but seeing as he made his third ever Test hundred it did not look so clever in the end, although Jimmy had him dropped in the slips soon after making three figures. Clearly he knew it was his day when he was given out LBW only to see it overturned on review.

Watson also left his mark on Simon Kerrigan who was taken apart and then started suffering from the yips. It's fair to say that Monty Panesar will now be booking his flight to Australia.

One thing I would say is it's easy to be critical of England for bringing both debutants in but I don't think it was the wrong decision. Kerrigan has taken 47 first-class wickets at 20.23 this season and Chris Woakes can point to averages of 42.77 with bat and 21.5 with ball. These are no mugs and if England were not taking this Test seriously then they would have rested Anderson.

In the Shampions League as Shteve McClaren would call it, Arsenal won 3-0 at Fenerbahce which will quieten the haters until they lose their next match which probably won't be too long. Elsewhere, Chelsea saw the match officials handing them the match against Aston Villa.

Thursday

Some interesting transfer news to end the day with Arsenal apparently on the verge of signing another free agent in Mathieu Flamini and Chelsea apparently pulling the robbery on Spurs to sign Will I An. At the same time, Spurs and Swansea both smashed in five in the Europa League and Gareth Southgate was made England under-21 manager so expect cheesy pizza adverts and bids for expensive Brazilian flops (ok that's impossible but I wanted to mention Afonso Alves somehow).

The cricket saw plenty of rain and lots more runs for Australia. Kerrigan's Jonathan Woodgate-esque debut was made complete by watching Jonathan Trott take a wicket. Let us hope for a big England dig in tomorrow.

Friday

Fair to say England did enjoy a lovely dig in. Very little to say except that Ian Bell's cover drive was worth the wait and the fan mocking David Warner with beer in hand was priceless.

Saturday

Massively Kimstevened by the rain at The Oval, meaning the focus was on the Premier League. Arsenal completed a good week by winning at Fulham, delaying the next calls of Wenger out until probably the North London derby in eight days time.

The funniest story came from Millwall where the kit man forgot... the kit. Not that Millwall resemble much of a football team anyway.

The most predictable story came from the Euro hockey where England's women lost to Germany at penalties.

A quick mention of James Faulkner's remark that the English crowd deserved their money back both for today's washout and yesterday's slow batting performance. It's Test cricket son, anything above two runs an over is far too quick.

Sunday

I'm not saying anything about the cricket, still too pissed off. However, it was good to see Shane Warne getting all hot and sweaty over Faulkner and Coulter-Nile again. Goes alongside his suggestion to bat Glenn Maxwell at number three during the India Test series earlier this year.

Now I like Shane, he's always good value, but some of the stuff he comes out I find hard to take seriously. Looking through his Daily Telegraph articles you see: after the First Test Australia were going into the Second Test in a better position than England and would win 2-1. And after the Third Test he accused England of being arrogant and said if they didn't become more humble then the score would be 2-2. If you listen to Warne you would think Australia were favourites to win the series Down Under in three month's time.

Elsewhere, Forest came away with a creditable draw at Watford after a lovely Andy Reid finish. Disturbingly, I went out and on return discovered that Cardiff had beaten Manchester City. What happened?!

I think Vincent Tan, the Cardiff owner, needs some fashion advice as well with the Cardiff top put over a shirt and tucked into his trousers. Good work from Craig BelLAMY as well pouring water over referee Lee Probert who clearly has a sense of humour. Not sure he would have tried it with Howard Webb though.

At the golf, Adam Scott triumphed at the Barclays. Disappointingly, Tiger Woods was one shot away from getting in a play-off with Scott and his old caddie Steve Williams.

Meanwhile...


Story of the Week: Barry Fry delivering his own grand-daughter which pips Big Ron joining the CBB house
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/20/posh-boss-barry-fry-helps-deliver-own-grand-daughter-3931522/

Shock news that Robert Lewandowski wants to join his side's biggest rival, gets offered more money and decides to sign a new contract with Dortmund. Comes out of the Wayne Rooney school of negotiation

Credit to Burnley who have launched the 'i-pie' app which allows fans to order food from their seat and collect it at half-time with it all ready and no cash needed to be handed over. Fair to say Andy 'the pie-man' Smith will be making an appearance soon

For those keeping an eye on the US Open the next fortnight, it will be interesting to see how two men at the opposite ends of the spectrum, Dan Evans and Roger Federer, fare. Let us enjoy this last major of the summer

Quote of the Week: Rahul Dravid from ESPNCricinfo talking about the relationship between Test cricket and Twenty20

"Test cricket, an older, larger entity is the trunk of a tree and the shorter game - be it T20 or ODIs - is its branches, its off-shoots," he said. "Now to be fair, it is the branches that carry the fruit, earn the benefits of the larger garden in which they stand and so catch the eye. The trunk though is the old, massive, larger thing which took a very long time to reach height and bulk. But it is actually a life source: chip away at the trunk or cut it down and the branches will fall off, the fruit will dry up."

Sport this week:

Manchester United v. Chelsea tonight and a Super Sunday double header of Liverpool v. Manchester United and the North London derby. The Super Cup between Bayern and Chelsea. Two great Spanish matches between Sociedad and Atletico Madrid and Valencia against Barcelona. The Deutsche Bank Championship. England v. Australia in two Twenty20 matches. And a little tournament called the US Open. Enjoy.

Monday 19 August 2013

Summer of Sport: August 12-18

Monday

Yes... yes... yes! All done, finished, over, terminado. The Ashes have been won, Australia have collapsed once again and the proper celebrations can begin.

What to make of the final day? At 100-0 I thought Australia were strong favourites, but fortunately the middle order once more folded like a pull-out sofa when Michael Clarke was dismissed. I'm not one to feel sorry for the opposition, but Clarke does seem to be getting some jaffas in this series.

Man of the moment was Stuart Broad who steamed in and got his rewards. This is why in England I don't think you can drop Broad; he always seems to have one match winning performance in him, just like Kevin Pietersen. Away from home it might be a different matter, but in England you expect him to deliver at some point in a series. Predictably, having spent all last summer slagging him off, Piers Morgan then decided to try and suck up to him as he does best which slightly spoiled the mood.

The comedy moment of the day came when the Honey Monster (no not Sam Travell) was being chased around the ground.

Some good news as well for Arsenal fans with Marouane Chamakh leaving. The same man who scored in six consecutive Champions League matches. Funny how things work out.

Tuesday

Good news for England fans, we finally won a match. Ok it was the under-21s and it was against Scotland but it still counts. The 6-0 thumping shows that our rivals up north are even more of an embarrassment than we are, typified by the howler from Scotland goalkeeper Jordan Archer in the build up for Connor Wickham's goal. If we don't qualify for Brazil then at least Roy Hodgson has a new job ready for him.

Wednesday

Luis Suarez says he now wants to stay at Liverpool. I'm going back to bed.

An England-Scotland match for football is the equivalent of a Stoke-Hull game... for football. Still, at least this match had goals. Ok, let's be honest, the only good thing was Rickie Lambert scoring, proving that England have no need to worry about qualifying for next summer's World Cup (unless Fifa move it to winter at the last minute) and will be clear favourites to lift the trophy.

International fixtures obviously do not whet the appetite compared to a normal league weekend but there were a few matches which caught the eye. Firstly, well done to Northern Ireland for finally winning a match after they beat Russia 1-0. On top of that, if you get a chance I'd recommend watching highlights of Bosnia 3-4 USA and Paraguay 3-3 Germany. Not to mention Zlatan bagged another hat-trick. Just the three this time though.

Thursday

Arsene Wenger says Arsenal will sign players during the transfer window. I'm going back to bed.

Friday

Richard Scudamore says Premier League players' behaviour has improved. Seriously?!

Luis Suarez now wants to stay. Seriously? Just piss off already.

Thank goodness for Mo winning again

Saturday

What a day. The start of the Premier League began in style with a surprisingly entertaining 1-0 win for Liverpool over Stoke where Jonathan Walters missed another penalty and had his wikipedia entry changed as a result. This is the same Walters who last season scored two own goals and missed a penalty in the same match... and was in my fantasy team. I know what you're thinking, Jon Walters really?! But he was put down as a midfielder and he played every match so I thought it wasn't a bad choice.

If Walters had scored that it would been the biggest Kimstevening of a draw I've seen in a while with Liverpool peppering the Stoke goal all game. My prediction of Stoke being relegated looks good on the back of that woeful performance which Tony Pulis in the BT Sport studio would not have settled for.

However, I'm starting to regret not putting Liverpool to get fourth. I assumed Luis Suarez would be leaving which would counter the decent summer signings they made. However, the prospect of Suarez being added to this side is a little worrying. In addition, I was convinced Arsenal would sign two or three decent players and become slightly stronger. WRONG. Enjoy your season Arsene.

The image of the day was Philippe Coutinho standing up to Steven N'Zonzi but that was topped by the photo of Wayne Rooney waiting for a mate (https://twitter.com/ESPNUK/status/369027580092899328/photo/1)

Even better, one Norwich fan decided to dissuade fears that people from the city have certain genetic disorders by proving just how clever football fans are when abusing the opposition players http://blog.paddypower.com/2013/08/17/gif-norwich-fan-makes-worlds-longest-wnker-gesture/?AFF_ID=16562

Elsewhere, Forest won again, something I won't be saying again for a while with away trips to Watford and Wigan to end the month.

If the football wasn't enough (and I have barely touched upon it, especially RVP) then Twenty20 finals day wasn't bad either. After Northants dispatched Essex and pre-tournament favourites Hampshire lost to Surrey, we finally got to the final.

Now, this has to go down as one of the most one-sided finals ever but it was still well worth a watch with David Willey (no not he of Lillee, caught Dilly, bowled Willey fame) smashing the Surrey attack everywhere. Once he was out he was interviewed in the dug-out where he admitted to not liking Jade Dernbach which was convenient as he became Willey's hat-trick victim and last man out as Northants romped to victory.

The final was noticeable for two other things: Surrey's Gary Wilson getting cheered whenever he touched the ball and Paul Allott saying 'spit or...' before realising what he had done. Even worse, he could be heard off-mic moments later telling a co-commentator how he was about to say 'spit or swallow' before stopping himself.

If that was not enough, John Isner defeated Delpo to meet Rafa Nadal in the Cincinnati finals, Europe stormed into a 10.5/5.5 lead in the Solheim Cup, Australia lost again (this time at Rugby Union and against New Zealand) and Usain Bolt won the 200m.

Thank you Saturday

Sunday

Sunday could not match the exploits of Saturday but there were wins for Tottenham and Chelsea and at half-time Barcelona were 6-0 up on Levante with Iniesta and Neymar on the bench. All they need now is Andy Reid and their forward line will be complete.

Ian Holloway complained about the penalty awarded for Spurs against his Crystal Palace side, stating that some clubs gets penalties and others don't. Alongside his quotes was a graphic from the BBC Sport team which said that Tottenham did not receive a penalty at all last season.

Wins yet again for Nadal and Bolt but, more brilliantly, for Europe's Solheim Cup team who absolutely spanked the US 18-10 in their own patch. I'm sure Ian Poulter would have been happy to see the American crowd silenced.

Oh, and the men's 4x100m team were disqualified again. They're making Blackburn look respectable.

Meanwhile...

Tweet of the Week: Billy Davies took over his adviser's Twitter account for one hour and when asked why he replied to himself in the third person he replied - 'Because Billy Davies is happy that way lol'

Picture of the Week: Arsene Wenger spotted at the Solheim Cup - https://twitter.com/skinnywray/status/368410192720822272/photo/1

Match of the Week: I would love to have seen what this pitch was like. Must have been an absolute Jordan Rhodes http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/630767.html

More good work from Paddy Power who sponsored non-league side Farnborough and got their players to change their names to the greatest footballers of all time even though the non-league officials did their best to stifle it - http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/08/12/4181922/extra-time-non-league-farnborough-sign-messi-pele-and

Two things from last week which I shamefully forgot to mention. First is news that Dale Steyn is featuring in an Adam Sandler film http://sports.ndtv.com/cricket/features/211932-lights-camera-and-dale-steyn-in-action-pacer-in-hollywood-film-with-adam-sandler

Second, Chesterfield's Gary Roberts somehow escaped a booking for pulling down an opponent's shorts right in front of the referee - http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/watch-chesterfields-cheeky-gary-robert-2151755

Comedy moment of the Week: I'm sure you have all seen it but here is Sky Sports' Nick Collins falling over. It shouldn't be funny when you know it's coming, but it still is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emyu6kDnSKw

Article of the Week: Robbie Savage explains 11 ways that footballers can get a transfer which they want, including not trying during a match, ringing up the chairman in the evening and getting a cameraman to pretend he was training on his own. All of which he did. And to think he was not a crowd favourite - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23703265

Rumours abounding that the hugely successful PGA Tour is looking to buy the slowly deteriorating European Tour. Wouldn't that be like the Premier League buying up Scottish football?

The Leroy Rosenior award for the shortest time in the job goes to: Jimmy Connors who managed one match as Maria Sharapova's coach before departing

Kimstevening of the Week: Ok, it was only for a draw and not to win so it cannot be a full Kimstevening. But well done Ajaccio who went to PSG and came out with a point. A few statistics for you according to one source, with others having a slight variation - PSG had 77% possession, 39 goal attempts (with 17 on target) whilst Ajaccio had one shot on goal and scored. Seeing as the visitors have Ronald Zubar and Adrian Mutu in their team with Fabrizio Ravanelli as manager, I might be supporting them this season in Ligue 1

Sport next week...

Football, more football and more football, as well as The Ashes. Will be interesting to see how Arsenal fare against Fenerbahce and Forest are on Sky against Watford on Sunday, kick-off 1:15. Also, the first tournament of the FedExCup begins on the PGA Tour this week

Monday 12 August 2013

Summer of Sport: August 5-11

Monday

So, it is the 5th of August and the Ashes have been retained. It does feel slightly anti-climatic, almost like a team who win a first leg 5-0 away from home only to lose the return at home 2-0 with the tie already concluded. Still, that didn't stop the England boys from celebrating well as these pictures show http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2384993/Ashes-2013-Graeme-Swann-beer-England-fans-Old-Trafford.html?ITO=socialnet-twitter-dmailsports&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=socialnet-twitter-dmailsports

It was a shame about the weather but the Australians can't complain too much. The forecast had been dodgy for a while like it had been at Adelaide in 2010 where England got the match wrapped up early on the 5th day. And you only have to remember the last time an Ashes Test was staged at Old Trafford where rain badly hit proceedings and Australia were nine wickets down at the end.

The transfer window carousel shows no signs of letting up. Again we are back towards Wayne Rooney moving to Chelsea having quickly moved on from Bale and Suarez. If at least two don't move then I will feel short-changed after this incessant speculation.

Tuesday

Managed to squeeze in one Forest match before heading away. With money now something of a slight issue it was to be a £12 ticket for Hartlepool in the first round of the League Cup. With the League Two side bringing about a 100 fans who sat in silence the atmosphere suffered, although the home fans did their best to make up for that in what felt like a pre-season romp of 3-1.

Things kicked off a bit on Twitter with the publication of an interview with Luis Suarez in two national newspapers. Now I like to think I'm very talented at making false excuses to justify something I'm done, e.g. claim I need BT Sport for research. But Suarez is clearly a master. This is a man, let us remember, who signed a new contract last summer and said before the end of last season that he would stay with the club even if they did not make the top four. Then he said he wanted to leave because of the English media reporting his racism, biting and diving. So, in this interview, he played the innocent card, claiming he was the one being punished and not the club. Even worse, he had banked everything on a clause in his contract which turned out to be wrong.

Let us not forget that Liverpool made themselves look ridiculous by publicly defending him after every misdemeanour. Of course this was because he was so important to them (they never would have done the same for Stewart Downing aka Left Wing Jesus) but to then get the lawyers in is a petty response.

However, I'm glad Suarez spoke out. Too many managers deny there is a problem with their star player wanting to leave. But when they make their problems public then they can't keep denying it, so Brentan Rodgers finally sent him to train alone. Why he waited this long I do not know.

Wednesday

Accusations today made by Channel 9 in Australia which suggested that Kevin Pietersen was using vaseline to stop edges showing up on HotSpot. Now, out of all the uses of vaseline this would not be in my top five.

Regardless, these accusations rival Suarez in the pettiness stakes. Unless there is proof then just keep quiet.

Some good cricket action in the third quarter-final of the Twenty20s. Michael Carberry made his maiden ton in this format, with the final two runs coming off the last ball of the innings. Carberry is so quick he made it back for the second despite the ball going only a few yards away. He goes alongside Graham Napier and Alex Hales as three players who always seem to turn it on when the Sky cameras turn up.

Thursday

Trying desperately to ignore all the transfer rumours which are doing my head in. Except for Kelvin Wilson to Forest which I like.

Went to my final sporting action in Nottingham with the quarter-final against Essex. Despite the result it was definitely a most enjoyable occasion with lots of people I had not seen in a while showing up. As for the cricket, it seemed crazy at the time that Notts didn't bat first after winning the toss. Did they not see Essex collapse chasing during their last match against Surrey? As it was, despite good starts in both innings it was a comfortable loss, once again in a quarter-final. If Tim Henman was the man who could never get past a semi, then Notts are fast becoming a team who can't even get it to that stage. Maybe they should start using some of KP's vaseline.

At the Rogers Cup Andy Murray lost to Ernests Gulbis. Cue lots of online trolls claiming he's never going to be good enough to win that tournament.

Even better, the final golf major of the year is underway. Having seen my tips for the first three flounder, I have a sneaking feeling Paul Casey would mount a challenge and that Rory McIlroy will have a much better week having hit rock bottom at The Open and shown some form at the World Golf Championship last week.

One quick thought. Will golf organisers one day put Luke Donald, Boo Weekley and Matt Kuchar in the same group one week? Think about it...

Friday

A difficult day for me to keep up with things but the obvious story came at Durham where England collapsed again in their first innings and gave Australia a clear advantage. Special mentions must go to the following for their efforts: Alastair Cook - strike-rate 31.09, Joe Root - strike-rate 30.76, Ian Bell - strike-rate 35.29, Jonny Bairstow - strike-rate 18.18, Matt Prior - strike-rate 29.31, Tim Bresnan - strike-rate 24.48, Stuart Broad - strike-rate 25.00. Terrific effort boys, some real, hard, Test match cricket going on there. Bairstow in particular deserves special mention. His 14 runs off 77 balls is the equivalent of 14 runs from 13 overs (minus one delivery) and took exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes to make. That is exactly what we like to see. And to think Nick 'Compdog' Compton was dropped because they didn't think he scored quick enough.

Only thing to say about the golf is I'm very disappointed by Casey and Lee Westwood. But good to see Justin Rose back there and a decent effort from Jason Dufner who was just one shot off becoming the first person to shoot 62 in a major. Meanwhile, it looks as if Tiger Woods will have to wait until Augusta to target major number 15.

Saturday

This might seem bizarre, but as much as I celebrated Forest's last minute winner at Blackburn, this performance has made me think there is no chance of a top two finish this season (as unlikely as it always was). The reason I say this is the negativity shown by Billy Davies makes it seem unlikely Forest will get enough wins away from home to compete at the very top.

Let me give you some stats from Davies' two full seasons in charge at Forest:

2009-10: Forest - final position: 3rd, away wins: 4, away goals scored: 20, away goals conceded: 27

2010-11: Forest - final position: 6th, away wins: 7, away goals scored: 26, away goals conceded: 28

In that first season, Forest had less away wins then every other side going down to Derby in 14th and only five teams scored less on their travels. In contrast, top of the table Newcastle had 12 away wins and second place West Brom had 10, as did 4th place Cardiff.

In the second season, Forest had the worst away record inside the top six. QPR and Norwich who earned automatic promotion had 10 wins, Swansea in third had nine and Cardiff in fourth had 11. Interestingly, Forest's points tally was only four less in 2010/11 than it was the previous season when they came third.

The point I'm making is that by often playing one up front, packing the midfield and trying to hit on the break, Forest would draw or lose too many matches as they were not prepared to gamble whilst the sides who ended up in the automatic places would get enough wins. In the latter season, only Swansea in the top six had a negative away goal difference (apart from Forest) as their nine wins came at a cost of eleven defeats.

Bring it forward to 2011/2 and you see Reading top - 13 away wins, Southampton 2nd - 10 away wins, West Ham 3rd - 13 away wins. Even last season, the top three managed double figures in away wins.

What worries me is Forest can go to an average side like Blackburn Rovers and set up not to lose when they are a team who were knocked out the League Cup by Carlisle during the week and are heavily reliant on one player. Yes, it came off this time, but that hadn't looked likely at all during the second half. Let's hope with such a good team that Davies will look to press for more away wins this season and not rely solely on clean sheets which are so hard to come by.

Ok, rant over. Now, being in a place with slow internet it will mean I cannot give as rounded an update as usual, but I will do my best. Away from Forest, the cricket once again did not go England's way. It's fair to say they have not won a single day of the Ashes since the 4th and final day at Lord's. What should be remembered is that some of the batsmen appear to be struggling for form, Alastair Cook and Matt Prior especially. I wouldn't put Jonathan Trott in there as apart from Old Trafford he has looked in good touch but just not converted his starts. The difference between the two sides is, last time Down Under the opposite appeared to be true and England were good enough to take advantage whilst Australia have missed their chance.

Today was probably the one spell where Stuart Broad looked ready to win England the match. Like Pietersen with the bat, he tends to put in one match defining performance each series but this time he was unlucky not to get Chris Rogers out despite being all over him like a cheap suit (as Shane Warne would say). Rogers duly tonned up, reminding people that he averages 50 in first-class cricket for a reason.

For the first time this year there does not appear to be a British challenge for one of golf's biggest prizes which is disappointing. The leaders are Dufner and Furyk with a couple of Swedes close in. Still, after a year dominated by the big guns delivering under pressure, it can be interesting to see a group of less well-known players dealing with pressure they're not used to so roll on the final day,

Sunday

The end of the week which so often signals the final acts of a grand sporting occasion. That was certainly the case in the PGA Championship where Jason did not Duff it up as he closed things out. After blowing a five-shot lead with four to play in the same tournament two years before losing in a play-off to Keegan Bradley, it was good to see him triumph. Not that I saw him triumph, with my internet being as reliable as Luis Suarez's contract writer.

So my tip for Paul Casey did not come through (unsurprisingly) despite being in a good place during his second round before letting it slip away. However, I did predict a much better week for Rory McIlroy and a tie for eighth does signify that. A triple bogey ruined his round, but there is no reason he can't look at registering one win now this season.

Special mention must go to Henrik Stenson who registered his third straight top-three finish which includes The Open. If you have been going each-way on Stenson then you have been making a killing. Also, Jason Day's charge earlier in the day meant that once again he was not far away from the leaders during the final round. The Aussie reminds me a bit of Angel Cabrera, a man who seems to turn it on at the biggest events. He has been a pretty reliable each-way bet for some time.

Elsewhere, Robin van Persie duly won the Community Shield, meaning a little bit of pressure has gone off David Moyes. Just a little. For Wigan it means they now have three weeks to prepare mentally for the challenge of facing Forest who should put in a better effort than last year's League Cup humiliation (let's not go there).

In the cricket, finally we were able to celebrate England winning a day! Wickets in the morning, runs in the afternoon and arise Sir Ian Bell, Sherminator turned Terminator. Try saying that quickly. Like all great Test matches, this one has had suitable ebb and flow and is poised to go right down to the wire with rain also ready to intervene. Let's see what we have in store.

Finally, as I'm in a ranting mood this week, I believe we have seen why the DRS has to stay. In a shameless yet relevant plug, I typed up an article on why the system is important to cricket (http://www.alloutcricket.com/ashes/blogs/lay-off-drs-its-the-third-umpire). The number of overturned decisions in this Test match has shown why the system, for its faults, is needed. Most of the controversies this series have been because of the third umpire and not the technology and you only have to look at Chris Rogers' innings to see why we must stick with the system which should hopefully be boosted by 'Snicko' soon. Given wrongly caught out, he was able to overturn the decision but when given not out this morning, England were able to review and hot spot showed he was indeed out. I don't care what the ICC say, there is no way 90%+ of decisions before the technology came in were correct, and I don't want to see a match ruined because of a mistake when it is so difficult being an umpire. Just imagine a scenario like day 5 at Trent Bridge where Brad Haddin edges one behind with 15 runs needed to win but is given not out and there is nothing anyone can do.

Meanwhile...

US baseball hit by doping scandal. On a headline scale of: 'Didier Drogba scores against Arsenal again' to 'Tahiti win World Cup... again', this must go down alongside 'Italian football hit by match-fixing scandal' in terms of its shock. The Drogba headline can be switched with Usain Bolt after he won the World Championships 100m. Or even 'Team GB drop baton.'

Story of the Week: Monty Panesar supposedly pissing on bouncers. Just so completely unexpected from Monty who is said to have gone off the rails and is expected to leave Sussex at the end of the season

Performance of the Week: Glenn Maxwell was on 38 off 40 balls for Australia A against India A. 39 balls later and he was on 145

Tweets of the Week: David Lynn made the big mistake of putting the wrong fuel in his car this week for his trip to Niagara Falls, allowing his mate Ian Poulter to inform the world and ask his Twitter followers to send in their best photos. If you go on his profile and look through his photos you will see quite a few but this one is most probably my favourite https://twitter.com/jeffdance1/status/365464229450502144/photo/1

I know I'm a bit late... but why have Tottenham let Clint Dempsey leave?

Geoffrey Boycott cutting an interview short to go watch CSI was excellent, but in case you haven't heard it, having Katy Perry read him a message just about tops it. Geoffrey's response to the message is worth listening to as well the sly dog - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01dz5mh

The Bundesliga was back with a bang this weekend with goals, goals and more goals. I fully recommend catching hour long highlights at 10pm Monday on ITV4

Hull City change their name to Hull City Tigers to generate more appeal oversees. Have the owners seen Hull play recently? I don't care what they're called nobody wants to watch them

Rafa Nadal wins in Toronto. The US Open has just become more interesting

Some interesting words from Stephen Fry who wants to see the 2014 Winter Olympics taken away from Russia because of their new anti-gay laws. I'm all with Fry, but there is one problem for me and that is who do you offer major sporting events to if you starting getting all political? How many countries are established democracies and liberal enough for an Olympics or a World Cup? I can think of very few who I'd like to see get these big events although admittedly Russia is very low down on the list of deserving countries

Sport this week...

It may or may not be the return of the Premier League

Seriously...

I'm still trying to work out how Nathan Lyon got four-fer on the first day at Durham

Monday 5 August 2013

Summer of Sport: July 29 - August 4

Monday

Breaking news from the BBC that Gareth Bale wants to talk to Real Madrid. This comes after yet another completely unbiased article from Marca saying - wait for it - he wants to talk to Madrid. It would be more convincing if they hadn't used the exact same quotes that Luka Modric supposedly gave last year.

Tuesday

The draw for the 2015 Cricket World Cup has opening fixtures of England v. Australia (again) and India v. Pakistan. It's a shame it will only go downhill from there.

According to Sky, Madrid have put in a bid for Bale worth £85m. I'm sure it was mere coincidence that Iker Casillas was quoted on the same day praising Bale. Now if there was anyone who was glad to see Jose Mourinho leave Madrid...

Wednesday

Robert Lewandowski says he feels 'cheated' by his club Borussia Dortmund. Maybe he should consider the fans who supported him only to hear he is desperate to join their biggest rivals.

Joey Barton says he would like to join boyhood club Everton. And, even better, he would be willing to take a pay cut to do so. Maybe he should remember that he's not even wanted at QPR at the moment. I'm still struggling to realise why someone would write that up as a story.

In response, Neville Southall compared him to Forrest Gump. At least Joey took that well.

Forest announced they had new sponsors today. From now on they will have 'Fawaz International Refrigeration & Air Conditioning Company' on the front of the shirt. This season's shirt has had record sales and I don't see many going back to get the new sponsors added to it.

Also, it would be wrong not to pay tribute to an old friend who had the plug pulled on him today. So goodbye to ESPN Classic which has been disbanded. I paid my respects by watching the West Indian 'blackwash' of 1984 and the Rumble in the Jungle. Both worthy of this fine channel whose absence will be felt greatly.

Thursday

So ESPN Classic is gone but BT Sport has arrived, with its array of European football and... Caribbean Premier League cricket. Yes, a team of well hung West Indians and Ricky Ponting doing battle is excellent entertainment in the early hours of the morning.

In a complete coincidence I'm sure, Sky chose BT Sport's launch day to undertake their mission to visit every Premier League and Football League club. I turned on this morning to see Jim White in a helicopter and Forest captain Chris Cohen being interviewed on a boat going up the River Trent. So clearly not gimmicky at all. Or massively over-hyped.

After a painful break, the Ashes resumed at Old Trafford. In 2009 Phil Hughes was dropped for the third Test, in 2010 he was brought back for the third Test and this year he was once more dropped for the third Test. So you know what to expect at Perth this winter. David Warner was his replacement and Nathan Lyon also returned. This was a man who took a career best 7/94 in his last Test and then got dropped for a 19-year-old who has played 13 first-class matches.

The biggest loser today was the DRS system. Quite how the third umpire thought Usman Khawaja was out is incredible. Somehow Steve Smith was there at the end despite being out three times. And as expected, Michael Clarke scored big.

Better than the disappointment of the cricket, BT Sport's live launch generally had me drooling at the prospect of non-stop live sport. With a free day to begin with, I was able to watch Swansea play Malmo on ITV4, the World Golf Championship and Bayern Munich v. Manchester City at the same time. A few thoughts on each: Swansea have improved again with the signing of Wilfried Bony, who was a goal machine in Holland and made a promising start with a brace. Alongside Michu it was clear to see the aerial threat Swansea will be ready to unleash this season.

Also, City fans should be encouraged by their attacking threat after scoring five against AC Milan and creating plenty of good chances against Bayern Munich. I've tipped them for the title but I'm slightly concerned by their defence. As for Bayern, they should be walking the Bundesliga like Celtic with the SPL but their defence looked very disorganised having been rock solid last season. They conceded four against Dortmund as well. Looks like Pep has a bit of work to do.

Speaking about the golf, it was good to see Rory McIlroy on the charge at Bridgestone, a course which Tiger Woods pretty much owns. It was this time last year he made his move after a slump and maybe it will be the start of an improved showing once again having hit rock bottom at The Open. Maybe an each way bet wouldn't be the worst idea with the odds continuing to lengthen, although putting four good rounds together is difficult when you're out of form.

Friday

The most interesting aspect of watching Australia rack up a big score was seeing David Warner get booed as he walked on to the pitch and laughed off not long later having used up his side's last review despite pretty much smashing the ball. As Lord Gower put it - selling it slightly short - he got 'a rather unfriendly welcome.'

Annoyingly I missed it, but Tiger Woods equalled his career best round with a 61, giving himself a massive lead going into the weekend. Things are hotting up nicely for next week's PGA Championship.

Saturday

The opening weekend of the Football League, which is akin to Ian Bell on top form in that it is as close to sporting pleasure as can be achieved. And we were not to be disappointed, mainly because Forest won 1-0 and I don't really care about the other results this early on, although seeing wins for Leeds and Leicester was disappointing. Top wins for Wigan - 4-0 at Barnsley - and Yeovil who snatched a late win at Millwall. Special mention should go out to Newport who stuffed Accrington Stanley (never heard of them either) 4-1 on their return to the Football League. Role on the new season.

Things don't get any better in the cricket, despite Kevin Pietersen making a big score for the first and - if history is anything to go by - only time of the series. As it stands, though, it will count for little unless the England tail wag.

Sunday

Probably the biggest ant-climatic day of the series so far with the weather basically meaning the destination of the urn is settled until the winter. Still, there was time for some lower order hitting for England, some top order hitting for Australia, a DRS controversy and - best of all - Joe Root having a hand in Warner's dismissal.

Despite not wanting to see Australia win a Test, the rain and going off for bad light has ruined the mood a little. I would have liked to see England bat out the final draw and claim their prize in style, but if they win at Durham next week then I will be more than satisfied.

A good line from Brentan Rodgers who suggested Arsenal were not showing class in their pursuit of Suarez. If anyone is not showing class it is Suarez. And maybe the Liverpool manager should be careful what he says about class when he is trying to pair Suarez with Diego Costa.

Also, why are there still rumours about Barcelona spending £40m on David Luiz? Having made arguably the worst transfer in recent history (Zlatan Ibrahimovic for £40m and Samuel Eto'o) why would they spend this amount of money on a player who was not even trusted to play centre-back for Chelsea last season?

Meanwhile...

Tweet of the week: @SkySportsNews - 'Gareth Bale arrives at Tottenham training ground - more on the developing story on #SSN' Yes, Bale turning up to training was a big news story

A baseball player in America showed that there are not so classy ways to react be given out - http://mlb.si.com/2013/07/27/watch-dugout-phone-suffers-david-ortizs-wrath/

The Football League celebrating it's 125th anniversary released this video before the season began. If you haven't seen it already I fully recommend a watch. The ending especially is inspiring - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_tYbFdbzz4&feature=youtu.be

Leeds begin the season by cheating to win a match. Some things never change

Another good effort from British swimming with just one bronze medal at the World Championships

Sport this week

Hard to top an Ashes Test and a golf major. On top of that the League Cup starts again and there are the Twenty20 quarter-finals to look forward to.

Season Predictions

After dominating last year, the challenge between me and my three (now former) house-mates recommences this season. Being such fountains of knowledge, you are sure to find some great bets here.*

Also, in a father-son battle, we have a special guest who has made some interesting selections.

* I cannot be held responsible for anyone inevitably losing money on account of these predictions

**Sam Travell has already been docked a point for incompetent predictions which he later had to correct.

*** Premier League predictions can be changed until the day before the season starts

Premier League winners:

Richard Ayling – Chelsea

Fraser Kesteven - Chelsea

Joel Lamy - Manchester City

Sam Travell – Arsenal

Nigel Kesteven - Manchester City

Relegated teams:

RA – Crystal Palace, Hull, Cardiff*

FK – Hull, Crystal PalaceStoke

JL - Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke

ST – Crystal Palace, West Ham

NK - Hull, Crystal Palace, Fulham

*Rayling added that if Hull don't go down he will drink a dirty pint

Most red cards:

RA - Cardiff

FK - Stoke

JL - Stoke

ST - Stoke

NK - Sunderland

Top scorer:

RA – Aguero

FK - Van Persie

JL - Van Persie

ST – Van Persie

NK - Luis Suarez

First managerial casualty:

RA - Jol

FK- Pardew

JL - Hughes

ST- Jol

NK - Jol

Championship top two:

RA – Wigan, Reading

FK – Reading, QPR

JL - Reading, Bolton

ST – Wigan, Forest

NK - QPR, Forest

Teams who make play-offs:

RA – QPR, Watford, Forest, Bolton

FK – Brighton, Watford, Forest, Wigan

JL - QPR, Forest, Leicester, Brighton

ST – Reading, QPR, Leicester, Brighton

NK - Ipswich, Watford, Bolton, Wigan

Top scorer:

RA – Chris Wood

FK - Jordan Rhodes

JL – Adam le Fondre

ST – Jamie Mackie

NK - Loic Remy

Relegated teams:

RA – Doncaster, Barnsley, Yeovil

FK – Doncaster, BarnsleyYeovil

JL - Birmingham, Barnsley, Yeovil

ST – Huddersfield, Barnsley, Millwall

NK - Bournemouth, Barnsley, Yeovil

Forest position:

RA – 6th

FK – 4th

JL - 4th 

ST – 2nd

NK - 2nd

Forest top scorer:

RA – Mackie

FK - Cox

JL - Paterson

ST – Mackie

NK - Blackstock

League One top two:

RA – Wolves, Sheffield United

FK – Wolves, Sheffield United

JL - Wolves, Peterborough

ST – Notts CountyWolves

NK - Bradford, MK Dons

League Two top three:

RA – Scunthorpe, Fleetwood, Bristol Rovers

FK – Hartlepool, Chesterfield, Cheltenham

JL - Oxford, Chesterfield, Cheltenham

ST – Fleetwood, Burton, Portsmouth

NK - Cheltenham, Plymouth, Burton

Blue Square winner:

RA – Kidderminster

FK - Luton

JL - Wrexham

ST – Wrexham

NK - Grimsby

FA Cup winner:

RA – Liverpool

FK - Chelsea

JL - Manchester City

ST – Chelsea

NK - Arsenal

League Cup winner:

RA – Manchester City

FK - West Ham

JL - Manchester United

ST – Manchester City

NK - Sunderland

Johnstone’s Paint Trophy winner:

RA – MK Dons

FK - Gillingham

JL - Swindon

ST - Carlisle

NK - Wolves

Champions League winner:

RA – Bayern Munich

FK – Real Madrid

JL - Real Madrid

ST – Bayern Munich

NK - Bayern Munich

Europa League winner:

RA – Lazio

FK - Valencia

JL - Atletico Madrid (will finish third in their CL group)

ST – Tottenham

NK - Swansea

La Liga winner:

RA – Barcelona

FK - Barcelona

JL - Real Madrid

ST – Barcelona

NK - Barcelona

Serie A winner:

RA – Juventus

FK – Juventus

JL - Juventus

ST – Napoli

NK - Napoli

Premier League player of the year:

RA - Luis Suarez

FK - Robin Van Persie

JL - David Silva

ST - Robin Van Persie

NK - Wayne Rooney

Football League player of the year:

RA - Adam le Fondre

FK - Andy Reid

JL - Callum McManaman

ST - Sam Travell

NK - Adel Taarabt

In case points are level, whoever picked the Premier League winners is the champion. If the same teams have been picked, it goes to a tiebreak which is: What will be the goal difference of the winning team?

RA - 54

FK - 40

JL - 45

ST - 48

NK - 31